The Optimal Bundle is a student publication run by the Penn State Economics Association’s Print Education Committee.This volume, “The Oniony Bundle,” features a satirical take on recent events. Topics covered are the stellar job market placements of Economics majors at Penn State, South American concerns about an unstable northern neighbor, a put-out Paul Ryan, and Volkswagen’s newfound transparency. In addition, the op-ed offers suggestions for several economical alternatives to the planned border wall.This is an online version of the print edition of the Optimal Bundle.